The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
When I was a kid my grandpa asked me when we drove past a cemetery “do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?”, of course i said nope. Then he said All of them!
What do you call a woman wearing nothing but whipped cream covering her private parts? Chantilly clad.
A legless crossdresser? Drag Queen
What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD Floppy diks