The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…