The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.