The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I live in a house between a crack den and a brothel. I guess you could say i'm between a rock and a hard place.
How does a neckbeard serve the soup? With M'ladle
The day before our family holiday my little brother locked himself in his bedroom. I was worried, so I asked him what he was doing.He said, "I'm packing.""Fuck off," I replied. "It's only about four inches."
What’s the most common form of birth control at Hogwart’s? *Coitus Interruptus*
How much should you tip your hitman? At least double what their employer paid.
Caveman Shark Tank Guy who invented the wheel - alright this is gonna seem a little unorthodox, but just roll with itCaveman sharks - do what with itG - oh you'll see
Today, someone came into the shop I work in, walked up to me and yelled “I F-ED YOUR MOM!” After that, he ran outside. This was the 3rd time this month! I don’t know why my dad keeps doing this.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.