The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks? Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.Seriously though, fuck geese.
Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
I was having an argument with the wife and she said " When i married you, i thought ypu where brave"..... And i said "So did i all my friends"...
I bought two hermit crabs I put them in the same small cage, are they still hermit crabs???
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!