The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a a really good fisherman A master-baiter
Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self.P.S. I know, it was super cheesy.
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
My wife makes a great stew Really gonna miss her though.
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
I dreamt I was forced to work on a pirate ship. The captain was the supreme authority and only allowed males. Plus the only food allowed was potatoes. It was a dick tater ship.
A bride brought an AK-47 to her wedding, hoping no one would realize that she was dangerous. She was a veiled threat.
Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisps But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes. I was also disappointed by BBC news.
Why were there so many paintings of knights fighting snails in the Middle Ages??? Because centipedes would be too fast to fight.
How large is a squirrels home? Approximately 4 squirrel feet
Old witch: “You won’t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.” Ok Broomer.
A man filled his a mine cart with fresh ore and pushed it out of the cave After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.
My mother does unspeakable things at the beach. She sells sea-shells on the seashore.
Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew.