The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.