The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friends and I had a competition to see what the most difficult to put on accessory was. The end result was a tie.
How do you know you've mistaken a bull for a cow? The taste of the milk.
Meghan may face some akward times with the Royal Family at the funeral of Prince Philip But luckily, black is generally accepted at funerals.
The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence. I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
I am giving up drinking alcohol for the month of February. edit: I am giving up. Drinking alcohol for the month of February.
Just read an article saying my fav TV show killed off the main character. They buried the lead.
Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.
A haircut is the biggest waste of money. I pay the same to get them all cut.
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.