The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.