The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
Hey did I tell you I need to get stomach surgery? I'm kinda nervous because the surgeons name is Dr Hans R. Shakey
So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.
Once a man a was shouting at Times square " The president is an Idiot" "The president is an Idiot" he yelled You can't defame the president, a cop arrested him"Hey I didn't say 'our' president, I was talking about China" Cop replied "Shut up we know exactly which president is an Idiot"
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.