The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
Why is r/Jokes like a fencing match? ... because you usually win with a riposte!(This terrible pun is wholly original, so far as I know. Thus it will die in infamy without upvotes)
A drum set and a snake falls off a cliff. The drummer and pet shop owner are very sad now.
I tired googling about LGBTQ today just couldn't get a straight answer.
What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common? They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.
Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?” Like bro you were there wtf
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water? A basic bitch.
Brain transplants will never be possible. Change my mind.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown? He had no common scents
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.