The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat? Wendy’s
The worst possible pet you can have is an atom They are always up to something when you're not looking, and when you look back they act totally innocent. If they are even still there.
The robber waved a gun and warned the bank teller: "Fill up this bag with cash or else you're geography!" "You mean history?" "Don't change the subject!"
Someone told me about that manga writer who died recently I heard his whole fanbase is going Berserk
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!