The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.