The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There are a lot of scams on the internet... For a low price of $69 I can show you how to avoid them.
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu. "Can I ask you something?" I said."Certainly," he replied.I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
How do you trip an alarm? It doesn’t have any feet.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.