The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
My 6 year old daughter just said to me.. "Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
when i was growing up. our tv had a bunch of channels My favorite channel was "Broil"
What's the difference between legal and illegal marijuana? One comes from the farm, other from the pharm
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.
What do you call your grandmothers husband? Grandmotherfucker