The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.” The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen. He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"
I found a way around the Chai niece sense or ship [Not removed]
I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years... Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?
When does a tailor need to go on vacation? When they seem stressed.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.