The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do houses wear? An address.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
You can't spell par entry without "try."