The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I think my wife’s showing symptoms of Alzheimers. She’s telling me everyday that she can’t remember what she saw in me that made her marry me.
I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval... I mean seriously, it’s pointless.
What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished.
What does a gamer look out for during match making? Backwards Compatability
Oxygen and potassium went on a date... ...it went ok.Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.The other chemicals were like 'omg'!Two noble gases went on a date.There was no reaction.Two protons went on a date.There was no attraction.Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.They felt... read more
I remember my first breath. Sadly I'm now addicted.
TIL of a knight who is as tiny as a sperm Sir Cum Sized
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
The recipe said "prick with a fork" but enough about me.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
A man, renowned for rapidly building subterranean parking access for wealthy people that always followed the same design, was taken to the hospital after completing his 500th that year. After careful examinations, doctors diagnosed the man with car port tunnel syndrome.
Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: Oi - get out. We don't want your type here. Beef jerky.