The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

i was just reading the obituary of a carmelite nun who turned away from a life of prostitution after seeing a vision of the virgin mary. she went out with a wimple and not a bang.

Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother

I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.

My dad has colon cancer It's shitty.

I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.

Remember, there’s a simple mnemonic device to remember month length: “30 days hath September; April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, Excepting February, who can fuck off, son. Pay the same bills but get less time And guess if you get 28 or 29.”

When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.

When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.

My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.

If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.

A pizza slice walks into a bar asking for a drink The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"