The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you know the funniest part of doing an office conga-line? When you look back and realise you’re doing it alone and you’re not in an office, you’re in a psychiatric hospital.
Why do Bri'ish people never pronounce the letter 't' ? Because they drank it all
A guy tried lifting 40 pound dumbbells "This is too much." He decided.He spent his money on cheaper dumbbells
I went to see my doctor, he asked for a stool sample.. So i decided to take carpentry classes.
There is no such color as Ghostly yellow! It is just a pigment of your imagination!
An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you? This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.
The use of a colon can really change the intended meaning of a sentence. Jimmy went to school and ate his lunchbecomesJimmy went to school and ate his colon.
ME: do you like Dick Tracy? **HER:** Yes, but it’s Sharon.
You know those socks with a hole in it, so one of your toes sticks out? That’s the kind of underpants I’m wearing today
Customer to half deaf hooker: "How much for another romp?" Half deaf hooker: "Come again?" Customer: "Yes."
Why does Edward Woodward have so many “D’s” in his name? Because otherwise his name would be Ee-wah Woo-wah.
What did the celery say to the carrot? You've got a point.Credit to my niece
How do you turn a penny into a dollar? Cut it into four quarters. I haven't seen this one before and i just thought of it on my own but if it's already been done I'm sorry
Did you hear about the half-assed programmer? Apparently he had a missing semi-colon.
I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.