The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!