The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.