The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office.
Anyone ever masturbated to a turtle race? I got off to a slow start.
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more
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When I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words, she said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I... ...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
You might be a redneck if... You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches
I was having an argument with my friend the other day He was saying that I didn't understand what irony was! Which was ironic as we were both waiting for a bus at the time.
Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied? After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
I have absolute proof the Covid vaccine isn’t Bill Gates’ way to control us. My husband had the vaccination yesterday and he still hates Microsoft Teams.
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.