The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.Due to popular demand, **EDIT**: metaphors*... Freakin' grammar nazis... On a second thought, maybe grammar also played a role in my rejection, who knows...
What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brians
A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
Joe Biden is not my president. I didn't vote for him!!! No seriously guys he's not my president. Im from Nepal. I didn't vote for him.P.S. Congrats US for taking the first step towards undoing the 4 years of chaos.
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.