The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke
My brain is like a government computer It's slow but it has lots of information it definetly shouldn't
200 IQ baby Father: “Say Daddy”Baby: “Mommy”Father: “No, say Daddy”Baby: “Mommy”Father: “Fuck you! Say Daddy!”Baby: “Fuck you”*Mother arrives home*Mother: Honey, I’m back! How’s the baby?Baby: “Fuck you”Mother: “What?! Who taught you that a... read more
What’s the similarity between skid marks and my uncle? you can find both in my boxers
I used to be a motorcycle courier... Man those things are heavy..
What's the worst number to mention in the morning for a Brazillian? 7-2-1
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.