The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If Korean pop is kpop, what sort of music does Drake make? Crap
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
A cow and a cat are chatting in a field... ...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion. The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib." And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."
There is a national coin shortage. Go figure... All anybody is saying right now is that we need change.
The percent of the population holding anti-vaccination beliefs has gotten up to the mid-teens. Unlike their children.
Executives at Monsanto have announced an initiative to genetically alter deer for increased movement speed. Those assholes will do anything to make a quick buck
An FBI agent was called in to speak to the manager of a bank that had been robbed three times in a row by the same guy. He asked what kind of distinguishing things can you describe about this man? Height, weight, distinguishing tattoos, clothes? The manager said, "what I noticed was that he seemed to be better dressed each time."
"Sorry, I was all up in your grill about cooking yesterday."
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.