The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?