The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a BDSM-loving vegetable? Butternut squash
Back in my day you could buy 3 gallons of milk, 2 loafs of bread and 6 dozen eggs all for a single dollar. Nowadays there's too many fucking security cameras.
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?-Rob DenBleyker
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards They must have thought I was a taroist
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
I can make digital art and canvas art easily. But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
They always told me to put 5 colors on my plate to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M only diet?
2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark
I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
Why did the Tortoise's wife leave him for the Rabbit? Real men come second.
The photophobiac's power just went out. He is delighted.