The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The pros and cons of being overly literal PROS:People who profit as a result of their occupation.CONS:People found guilty of a criminal offense.
I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '