The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
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Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
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Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.