The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
There is only one thing that beats a beautiful girl with amazing voice. And that’s Chris Brown
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
What do you call an albino white supremacist? An asshole.
Hey Girl, you know why they call me the Mechanical Bull? Because riding me is a very uncomfortable and likely short experience.
Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo? They just like the stock!
A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard. He called his wife about it."Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said."Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked."Yes, I have it under CTRL."
Nsfw A surprise for dinner My wife asked what I'd like to have for dinner when I got home from work. I told her to surprise me. She said "I'm sleeping with your sister."
So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.