The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”