The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
It's been an incredibly long and tense wait but, now, finally, for the first time in what seems like forever I can say ... Today is my cake day. What? Something else going on at 4:09 a.m. East Coast time today?
Got my wife’s Christmas presents, perfume and a dildo... If she doesn’t like the perfume she can go fuck herself!
A wise man advised a pediatrician and a physician not to follow his advice. This became a paradox for a pair of docs.
What’s black and white and red all over? A bloody newspaper inn’it.
German tourist visits Poland Guy at the airport: Nationality?German dude: GermanGuy at the airport: Occupation?German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation.
Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
An accountant opens up their spreadsheet, only to find all the numbers missing. Their cat is sitting by the desk, looking smug. I dont know why they're so suprised, cats are good at knocking things off tables.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.