The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.