The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.