The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.