The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.