The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told a customer that he reminded me of my father. He says to me "Oh wow, he must be quite a nice guy!"I told him "No, he's an asshole."
I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting.... I think I might have salmonilla.
Dating is much easier since the lock down started. Zero effort.
If you're ever being chased by a bear or a cougar, quickly lay on the ground for 5 seconds. Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?
Galileo Galilei Invented the Thermoscope Which is the Forerunner of the Rectal Thermometer. Galileo also created the theory of heliocentric orbits by studying near planets like Mercury. This led to the discovery of further planets like Uranus.This is a man who found two different ways to apply Mercury to Uranus.
What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out? Barbara’s bush
Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters? Because then it would be .3048 Meter!Some jokes just don't translate well.
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
True story! A 55-year-old Walmart cashier winked at me as she handed back my change the other day. People's Sexiest Man title, here I come.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
Environment Friendly Joke *What do you do with 365 used condoms?* Re-cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
Why is Orion's belt the worst constellation? It's a waist of space.