The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest dick'this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself
What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on? Lotion
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.