The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Pillow My memory foam pillow has amnesia.
I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll colonize your land.
I really wish people would stop talking about my problematic past. It’s time to talk about my problematic future.
During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It’s a huge act, man..
Every time I walk through the cemetery I text my x. Wish you were here.
How what are similarities between and hurricane and a woman? When they come they are wet and wild and by the time the leave the take your house and your car!p.sDon’t know where the how came from... sorry for it! Also, it’s my cake day!!!!
Me: I can see into the future Therapist: When did this start?Me: Next Monday.
My ex left me because, according to her, I’ll never amount to anything. 15 years later, I have one thing to say to her. Lucky guess.
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
I still remember what my mother in law said just before she died "Stop shaking the ladder YOU LITTLE $#%@!"
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs
My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg So i cooked beef in it.
Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!