The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”