The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I can prove the Earth is flat But people always tell me my arguments keep doing roundabouts
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
I locked myself out of the house earlier so I shouted through the letterbox to my cat to let me in.He said: “Me? How?”
If anyone should wish to bequeath their gold to me.. I will be their bullion heir.
Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow weenies.
Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires Imagine my shock when I got grounded!
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter? The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.
A Chinese judge comes out of session. Meets another judge who asks "What's so funny?""Oh, someone just told the best political joke ever.""Care to share?""Can't. Sentenced him to 10 years for it".
Naked and Afraid is a fun show because you get to watch the participants removed from their comfort zones and they try and get something edible within the allotted time in order to survive a harsh environment that will punish them for every failure. Incidentally, that is also why I watch Chopped.
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more. The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.
What’s a Crab’s favorite part about pizza? That Crust taste, Son!
I must say, I'm impressed by the great selection and friendly staff at my local Wal-Mart. It's the only way I'll see my family again.