The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A redneck suffered a nasty fall... So he visited a physician and sought treatment. “Apply this ointment to the area where injury was sustained,” the doctor said. The redneck happily left the clinic and proceeded to liberally apply ointment on the sidewalk where he fell.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he *neverlands*
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.(Joke Originally from The Joke Cafe - http://thejokecafe.com )
I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
I was on a date last night, as I sat at my table, forking my food awaiting my date to arrive, I realized they had stood me up, and I had to foot the bill. Long story short...... Don't ever date a leg
This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
So this guy tried convincing me he was a ghost. But i saw right through him.
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
I asked an old couple for relationship tips and the wife said "tell him a fruit joke..." And if he doesn't appreciate fruit jokes you need to let that mango.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
Why is it difficult for orphans to play baseball? Because it's hard to find home
Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Went to the corner shop - bought four corners
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.