The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Just saw a guy buying all the crab, lobster, shrimp, and oysters from my local supermarket while others were left without any and I couldn't help but think.. ...You shellfish bastard.
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
Dyslexic walks into a bar Gets slapped and called a pervert.
What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
You know when the mustard bottle farts when you're squeezing it to get mustard out I guess that's mustard gas.
How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq Iran!
Legendary composer Jim Steinman has died at the age of 73... One of his biggest hits was "Dead Ringer for Love" a duet by Meat Loaf and Cher. Making the video for the song took weeks, as Cher's working hours were strictly regulated due to most of her being under 18
Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy?Pink FluffWhat's Blue and Fluffy?Pink Fluff holding it's breath.(My niece told me this)
What did the person with horrible music taste say to the person who stole their coin? Hey can I have my nickelback?
My wife and I had a pillow fight. The stupid police arrested me saying the term is called ‘smothering’.
Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.
Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite. I didn’t know he was lack toes intolerant.
I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
I bought Earth once It was dirt cheap.