The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.