The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
My dad always turns his head slightly away from the printer when he's using it Apparently he can only see it in his peripheral vision.
Did you know air is a highly addictive slow acting poison? 100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
Reporter: "This local man is suffering with a disease that causes holes to suddenly appear on his body." "Tonight, on the 6PM news, he opens up about his problem."
Twitter is like a bank account When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked
Why did I get kicked out All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year. What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.
Where does a dyslexic kangaroo go when he's sick The Hopsital
Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct They found Jesus and got raptored
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.