The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the masturbating crab? He really came out of his shell.
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. "Which ear is it?" he asked. "2018," I replied.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.