The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Jokes about white sugar are rare enough, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.
My wife's an absolute treasure.... By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.