The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
Here's a tip:Don't say 'yes' to drugs! Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!Seriously, don't talk to them.
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust!
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.