The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Lifting weights changed my life. I dropped 25 pounds... Right on my big toe. It’s broken now I can hardly walk
It’s okay for me to use gorilla glue but as soon as I start using horse glue everyone gets all angry Aren’t gorillas like, super endangered? WTF
A science teacher tells his class... "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1774." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1774! Otherwise I would have died without it."
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red. What’s the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries! (Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)
What did the stoner say when someone tied his shoes together? "Damn. These are laced and I'm tripping!"
What's the difference between a hand and a frying pan? In the frying pan, the meat shrinks. In the hand, the meat grows.
What makes crop circles? A protractor.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor? Too Siri-ous.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.